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The Pick-Up Lines
I had a dream about you last night and you were a naughty girl.
I notice you around...I find you very attractive...uhm, would you?
That's a nice dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
mmm....mmm, You've got more curves than a railroad track.
Hey baby,let me arrange the alphabets for you -- I'll put U & I closer together!
Sorry... I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
If I had a nickle for every time I saw a girl that looks as good as you, I'd be broke.
Your eyes make me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.
Have you heard of the new 60 sec lay ?" NO" Do you have a min :)
The word of the day is legs ! Lets go back to my house and spread the word.
Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out and take what ever I want.
Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants
My names(your name here)how do you like me so far?
Do I have to take a number? Or are you an all I can eat buffet?
Like Burger King..can I have you my way?
You smell great? What cologne is that?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? --Well, I could've sworn i saw myself in your pants!
I may not be Mr. Right, but I am Mr. Right-Now!
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can definately see myself in them
Did it hurt when you fell? From heaven, that is.
Hi! If the sun froze, your beauty could warm us all.
Are you tired coz you've been running through my mind ALL day.
I may not be the best looking woman (or man) in here, but I am the only one that is talking to you!
I can help you find the man in the bone.
Have you tasted my chocolate salty balls?
Have you heard of a menage-etou?
A bird in the hand is worth putting two in your bush.
You must have been in Tasmania sometime, can I see your map?
Good morning. Well it will be when we wake up tomorrow.
Uhm, I saw you around, would you like to go to bed with me?
If you were yogourt, would you be fruit at the bottom, or stirred?
That shirt looks very becumming on you and if I was on you I'd be cumming too.
Can I have a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call her when I fell in love!
If Campbell's Soup named a soup after you, it would be mmmm..mmmm.. good!
I'm lost & tired, take me home & put me to bed.
The word of the day is legs, so let's go home and spread the word!
How would you like your eggs in the morning?
You look like the type of woman who knows what she wants..
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I hear that milk does a body good. You must drink lots.
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