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The Pick-Up Lines

  • I had a dream about you last night and you were a naughty girl.

  • I notice you around...I find you very attractive...uhm, would you?

  • That's a nice dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  • Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

  • mmm....mmm, You've got more curves than a railroad track.

  • Hey baby,let me arrange the alphabets for you -- I'll put U & I closer together!

  • Sorry... I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

  • Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

  • If I had a nickle for every time I saw a girl that looks as good as you, I'd be broke.

  • Your eyes make me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

  • Have you heard of the new 60 sec lay ?" NO" Do you have a min :)

  • The word of the day is legs ! Lets go back to my house and spread the word.

  • Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out and take what ever I want.

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants

  • My names(your name here)how do you like me so far?

  • Do I have to take a number? Or are you an all I can eat buffet?

  • Like Burger King..can I have you my way?

  • You smell great? What cologne is that?

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? --Well, I could've sworn i saw myself in your pants!

  • I may not be Mr. Right, but I am Mr. Right-Now!

  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can definately see myself in them

  • Did it hurt when you fell? From heaven, that is.

  • Hi! If the sun froze, your beauty could warm us all.

  • Are you tired coz you've been running through my mind ALL day.

  • I may not be the best looking woman (or man) in here, but I am the only one that is talking to you!

  • I can help you find the man in the bone.

  • Have you tasted my chocolate salty balls?

  • Have you heard of a menage-etou?

  • A bird in the hand is worth putting two in your bush.

  • You must have been in Tasmania sometime, can I see your map?

  • Good morning. Well it will be when we wake up tomorrow.

  • Uhm, I saw you around, would you like to go to bed with me?

  • If you were yogourt, would you be fruit at the bottom, or stirred?

  • That shirt looks very becumming on you and if I was on you I'd be cumming too.

  • Can I have a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call her when I fell in love!

  • If Campbell's Soup named a soup after you, it would be mmmm..mmmm.. good!

  • I'm lost & tired, take me home & put me to bed.

  • The word of the day is legs, so let's go home and spread the word!

  • How would you like your eggs in the morning?

  • You look like the type of woman who knows what she wants..

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

  • I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?

  • All those curves, and me with no brakes.

  • If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

  • I hear that milk does a body good. You must drink lots.



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